I’ve been told my Facebook is kind of hilarious, so I thought I’d post some of my latest and greatest posts as a Monday pick-me-up! Enjoy…   .

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One of the biggest questions I’ve had since starting this project is, “Why don’t women tell that they’ve been raped?” This made me think about the big picture, ask other women why they stayed silent, and think about why I didn’t tell anyone for fourteen years. Right off the bat, I knew I couldn’t tell […]

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When I thought about sitting down and blogging this project, it was quite overwhelming. There are so many pieces to the puzzle, so many stories and reasons behind it. I thought I’d just start out with why I felt compelled to create it, and how it came to be. Recently I discovered how many women […]

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Forgiveness is something people talk about a lot. We’ve all heard the saying, “Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.” We hear it so much that it now sounds like, “Forblah blah blahblahblah blah…” and we roll our eyes. Yes, it’s cliched. But it’s also true. I recently spoke with a young man to encourage […]

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If you know me at all, you know two undeniable facts: 1) I am OCD 2) My life is ridiculous About a month ago, I went to visit a friend in the Federal Penitentiary in Mendota, which is down by Fresno, so it’s basically in Hell. The visiting trio consisted of our hilarious friend Holly, […]

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Do you ever feel like no one understands you? Welcome to my life! I am, in no way, shape, or form, COOL. I’m a nerd. I’m not even a COOL NERD. When I wear Hello Kitty clothes, it’s not ironic in a Hipster kind of way. I trip and fall every day. I often ask […]

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In case you’ve missed it, my life is RIDICULOUS. And I’m about to uncover a whole new level of crazy… I am Mark’s fourth wife. Yes, you read that right. I’m number FOUR! Mark started collecting ex-wives at an early age. He had three marriages before me, and all three of those women cheated on […]

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“There she was my new best friend High heels in her hands, swayin’ in the wind While she starts to cry, mascara runnin’ down her little Bambi eyes: ‘Lana, how I hate those guys.’ This is what makes us girls We all look for heaven and we put our love first Somethin’ that we’d die […]

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“Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I’ve got nothing but my aching soul? I know you will, I know you will I know that you will Will you still love me when I’m no longer beautiful?” – Lana Del Rey, Will You Still […]

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Mark and I celebrated our twelfth wedding anniversary yesterday!!! Wow, it’s amazing how my love has deepened the longer we’ve been together. We’ve been through so much together – my father’s death, his mother’s death, financial stresses, my Fibromyalgia, etc. We are best friends and a solid couple. People tell us they admire our relationship, […]

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I mostly take after my dad, but I inherited a few very strong characteristics from my mother: 1) Love of horror films 2) Generosity 3) Love for the Bible 4) Addiction to fashion and shopping Number 4 is why I am currently on a Shoe Spending Freeze. As in, I am not allowed to buy […]

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Sometimes I wonder why my life is so weird. Mark ALWAYS wonders why my life is so weird. My birth father did sell me for a vacuum cleaner, and I did grow up watching horror films from the age of seven because my mom was addicted to them. But that doesn’t explain the pure hilarity […]

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I have a HUGE fear of failure. My fear of failure is bigger than my fear of clowns. But not as big as my fear of amputation, because that’s the worst thing ever, like worse than dying. Aaaaanyway … I’ve had an intense fear of failure my entire life. When I was in high school […]

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Growing up in, near, and around San Francisco, I’m used to being approached by homeless people. And I’m used to seeing homeless people, so you’d think I’ve grown callus to it, like many people have. Tonight I learned that I have not grown callus to it. Not at all. Mark and I saw a great […]

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I got my pinup boudoir photos back, and I LOVE THEM! Mark loves them also, but really, I did them for me. I truly believe that a boudoir session is more for the woman than for the man, and now I see why. I am able to look at myself through other people’s eyes. I […]

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